Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

[upsgrunt]

I'm looking to hear some of the funniest(actual and factual) names you've seen on address labels. I have an Edgardo Penas on my route. The guy next to me delivers to a dude with the last name Turnipseed, but the best one I've ever heard was today when a campus driver said he delivered to a Peter Gripper. That's grounds for justifiable homicide for catching a name like that; especially from your parents.

[mikeb]

There was a guy on my old route named Donald Dick. We used to all get a kick out of that one.

[big_arrow_up]

Mostly Korean names here.

Mi Suk -random Korean or English last name here-

Suk Mi -random Korean or English last name here-

The funniest was Mi Suk Dong.

[Ms Spoken]

I guess mine would be Tate Wright.

[Steward773]

I had a Debra Dallas on my old route. Really nice lady!

[Fnix]

Mike Eskew

[scratch]

I have George Bush, Bill Clinton, and John Holmes living in the same subdivision. And Harry Dick lives in the same town. I also have a Gay doctor on my area named Dr. Morehead.

[disneyworld]

It's hard to keep a straight face when a woman signs with the last name Greathead.

[Dirty Savage]

I've got a Sandercock - ouch!

Cockburn - ouch!

Seen one for a Huge L. Steel - pornstar name if I ever heard one.

Nice lady with the last name Beaglehole - cracks me up every time.

[ikoi62]

Originally Posted by disneyworld

It's hard to keep a straight face when a woman signs with the last name Greathead.

i know what you mean.
ladys name was Goodhead

[Leftinbuilding]

Saw a Kathy Craig Corn yesterday...... but I don't care.


The weirdest personally was when I delivered a tombstone that had my complete name on it. And the widow/consignees name was the same as my mother.

[upsdude]

Once had a package for a Fernando A Garcia. I hope he never gets his clothes monogrammed.

[30andout]

Not that funny but it sucks to have to type in, Goeltzenleuchter. Michael Myers lives on my route.

[Captain America]

Harley B. Rider ex-state trooper worked secuirity at local metropark. He actually ran for a local political office.

[foundinload]

loaded packages for: dr. poon & harriet cockshott but the best one was for dick wanter (on later boxes it was changed to richard...)

[Just Lurking]

I have an asian guy that receives for one my commercial stop. When I first started on my route, I thought that he took an American name - Wilson. Eventually, he received a personal package with his full name - Son, Wil Suk (Wil Suk Son). Either way I would not want that name.

[Fishbulb]

I've delivered to a Mrs. Fishcock & I on a split route I deliver to a teacher at my old high school. Her name is Paula Dick, funniest part about that is her daughter recently got married but decided to keep her name. If your last name was Dick wouldnt you be dying to get it changed?

[buddy1]

hi everyone
this past friday i delivered to an phil whiskers !!!!!:confused1

[brownieboy]

Delivered to a Ho Moe, and Sharon Peters this week.

[brownrodster]

Dr. Ruth... I haven't bothered to remember her last name...

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by Leftinbuilding

Saw a Kathy Craig Corn yesterday...... but I don't care.


The weirdest personally was when I delivered a tombstone that had my complete name on it. And the widow/consignees name was the same as my mother.

Spooky,
did you check the birth and death dates on the tombstone?
I would have just out of curiosity.

[satellitedriver]

I delivered a box of "Dream Away" pills.(lose fat as you sleep, b.s.) to Bea Small.
She stood 5ft tall and 3ft wide,
that mental image has stuck with me for two decades.

[Leftinbuilding]

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

Spooky,
did you check the birth and death dates on the tombstone?
I would have just out of curiosity.

Yes I checked. He was much older than I. And FWIW I called it a tombstone, it was actually a headstone, not that it matters.