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10-05-2008, 05:56 PM
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and whenever there is trouble .. "you don't touch, leave the area and notify a supervisor | 
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10-05-2008, 05:59 PM
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funny, ever since I wore browns for a couple years, I never wear brown anymore and it was from UPS brown overload. phsycologically fascinating! | |
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10-05-2008, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by barnyard  you are at a party and someone introduces themselves and you know their work and home address.
TB | That's so funny! I do the same thing. My wife is a school teacher near my route and I know where all the kids live and where the parents work.  | |
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10-05-2008, 06:32 PM
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 You can't talk to anyone for over a minute without turning and starting to walk away
That depends on what she looks like | |
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10-05-2008, 06:53 PM
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#30 | | WHAT!...ME WORRY?
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Originally Posted by barnyard you are at a party and someone introduces themselves and you know their work and home address.
TB | LOL...good one. You can also describe the area around their front door. | |
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10-05-2008, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BLACKBOX LOL...good one. You can also describe the area around their front door. | ...and you can remark on the amount of Victorias Secret pkgs they get!
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10-05-2008, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by over9five If you have to load the shopping cart while food shopping cuz' you're afraid your wife will blow it out by not packin' it tight!! | you know i caught myself arranging my cart one day for a more secure fit and was like  !?!??! when I realized I was doing it. Damn this place...haha
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10-05-2008, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by westsideworma you know i caught myself arranging my cart one day for a more secure fit and was like !?!??! when I realized I was doing it. Damn this place...haha | That's not neccesarily a bad thing if you ever have to move. You can rent the smallest truck and pack the heII out of it and only make one trip. | |
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10-05-2008, 07:58 PM
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#34 | | Back on the road.
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You don't unbuckle the seatbelt in your personal vehicle until completely stopped, thanx to Telematix.....
You get in your personal vehicle after work, and your left foot automatically goes for the clutch.....
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10-05-2008, 09:46 PM
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I actually use this one when I use the toilet at the hub.
Dont touch, leave area and notify the Janitor. | |
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10-05-2008, 11:25 PM
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You may be a UPS Driver if:
Your keys go straight onto a finger after turning off your ignition.
You have the infamous left side is darker than your right farmer's tan. 
You can tell how hard you worked by the darkness of the water or your snot in the shower.
Your wife calls you for shortcuts when she is stuck in traffic or running late. | |
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10-06-2008, 03:05 AM
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Has any one else done this: It's Saturday and you are running errands. At a large store parking lot (Lowe,s) as you are leaving, you absentmindedly approach the passenger side of your personal truck/car ready to mount the steps. Really embarrassing. Hope it's not just me.
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10-06-2008, 03:41 AM
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#38 | | Runnin on Empty
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Originally Posted by dino Has any one else done this: It's Saturday and you are running errands. At a large store parking lot (Lowe,s) as you are leaving, you absentmindedly approach the passenger side of your personal truck/car ready to mount the steps. Really embarrassing. Hope it's not just me. | It's not  | |
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10-06-2008, 11:14 AM
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When you're home you grab a bag instead of going to the toilet.
Oh wait-is that just me?
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10-06-2008, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by disneyworld When you're home you grab a bag instead of going to the toilet.
Oh wait-is that just me? | That's just you--the rest of us grew up with the "luxury" of indoor plumbing.
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10-06-2008, 05:42 PM
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I'll be honest here... I've fell victim to the put your keys in right shirt pocket but the pocket isn't there and the keys fall to the ground syndrome quite a few times. I always put the keys in my shirt pocket while working.
Also...I do not wear my seatbelt in my personal vehicle. (And I do NOT want to hear about it) I do however wear the seatbelt religiously while working. I'm noticing more and more know when I get in the car my right arm goes over and grabs the seatbelt. Few times now I haven't even noticed I was wearing it until half way home.
That about it for me concerning work reflecting on my personal life. My fiance tells me it's unfortunate that the way I drive the package car has not spilled over into the way I drive my personal vehicle. I like to believe I'm one of the few who can succesfully be the safest, do everything right driver on the road while working. When I'm off work however, that's a different story  | |
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10-06-2008, 06:08 PM
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I hate it when I am shopping on my own time and I instictively grab for my pen in my left pocket, and it looks like Im touching myself.  | |
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10-06-2008, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by toonertoo I hate it when I am shopping on my own time and I instictively grab for my pen in my left pocket, and it looks like Im touching myself. | contrary to popular belief you will not go to hell or go blind from touching yourself--------there sure would be a lot of blind people out there if this were true  | |
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10-06-2008, 07:03 PM
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#44 | | No Hoax B4 It's Time
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Originally Posted by rod contrary to popular belief you will not go to hell or go blind from touching yourself--------there sure would be a lot of blind people out there if this were true | My father was blind and he joked that was why he went blind.  Got my sense of humor from him.
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10-06-2008, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by rod contrary to popular belief you will not go to hell or go blind from touching yourself--------there sure would be a lot of blind people out there if this were true | I know Im still 20/20 with spectacles. But them darn bifocals make it hard to see........................ | |
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10-06-2008, 07:10 PM
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#46 | | 30 years and counting
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