joke

Prior to the State of the Union Address, Joe Biden needed to get a checkup from his doctor... So, Joe & Jill headed to their doctor, and the doctor checked Joe's vital signs. Next, he told Joe he would need a urine sample, a fecal sample, and a semen sample. But, since Joe can't hear very...

Don't be too graphic. I'm just in the mood for comedy. I seem to like harsh comedy or things that offend people. What "rude/inappropriate" jokes have made you laugh way more than you should have?