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<blockquote data-quote="Fred&amp;#039;s Myth" data-source="post: 2995783" data-attributes="member: 55587">Once upon a time, the different parts of the body were arguing over who should be &quot;Boss&quot;.Said the Brain, &quot;I already process information and make decisions, naturally I should be boss.&quot;Said the Eyes, &quot;If not for me, you couldn&#039;t see food, danger, etc., so I should be boss.&quot;Said the Legs, &quot;You would all be worthless if I didn&#039;t carry you everywhere, so I should be boss.&quot;Said the Stomach, &quot;If I didn&#039;t process food for energy, we would all die, so I should be boss.&quot;Said the Heart, &quot;If I didn&#039;t pump blood to each of you, you wouldn&#039;t function, so I should be boss.&quot;Then a little voice spoke up, &quot;I think I should be Boss.&quot;It was the anus.Silence, then a deafening roar as the rest of the Body erupted in laughter!Angered by their response, the Anus clenched itself shut. The Brain became foggy, the Eyes were watering, the Legs became weak, the Stomach was nauseous, and the Heart started fluttering.Soon, they all agreed. Anus should be the Boss!Which only goes to show; You don&#039;t need intelligence (brains), vision (eyes), strength (legs), fortitude (stomach), or compassion (heart) to be the Boss.You only need to be an A**HOLE.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Fred's Myth, post: 2995783, member: 55587"] Once upon a time, the different parts of the body were arguing over who should be "Boss". Said the Brain, "I already process information and make decisions, naturally I should be boss." Said the Eyes, "If not for me, you couldn't see food, danger, etc., so I should be boss." Said the Legs, "You would all be worthless if I didn't carry you everywhere, so I should be boss." Said the Stomach, "If I didn't process food for energy, we would all die, so I should be boss." Said the Heart, "If I didn't pump blood to each of you, you wouldn't function, so I should be boss." Then a little voice spoke up, "I think I should be Boss." It was the anus. Silence, then a deafening roar as the rest of the Body erupted in laughter! Angered by their response, the Anus clenched itself shut. The Brain became foggy, the Eyes were watering, the Legs became weak, the Stomach was nauseous, and the Heart started fluttering. Soon, they all agreed. Anus should be the Boss! Which only goes to show; You don't need intelligence (brains), vision (eyes), strength (legs), fortitude (stomach), or compassion (heart) to be the Boss. You only need to be an A**HOLE. [/QUOTE]

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