True dat. I do quarterly vehicle inspections on all the Ground vehicles here. I announce to the driver the exact day I'm going to do it, but I do it very subtly as to not violate FedEx policy. As I'm eating a donut, I approach said driver and say "Hey (name), I'm going to inspect your vehicle on (date), so make sure it's ready". I don't actually check them. I just walk around for a few minutes and look like I'm thoroughly inspecting things like tire tread and the integrity of the adhesive green stickers. In actuality, I'm just having a monologue in my head about whether to have Church's chicken or a #8 (I think, someone correct me if I'm wrong, it's the steak quesadilla, soda and taco) from Taco Bell for lunch. I've seen tires below a 2/32", but I always let them slide. Way too much paperwork. Plus I'm way too fat and not nearly bendy enough to examine for "visible leaks" underneath the vehicle