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[Indecisi0n]

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

 

[542thruNthru]

My son woke us up at 130am crying. He had thrown up all over his bed. Cleaned it up and put him back to sleep. 4am did it all over again.


I'm so friend'ing tired.

 

[rod]

https://nypost.com/2019/11/06/kansa...artin-luther-kings-name-from-historic-street/

Wow. Who would have ever thunk it in this PC culture?

Before I read the article I just assumed they removed it due to the "Me Too" movement being he was such a womanizer.

 

[Brownslave688]

My son woke us up at 130am crying. He had thrown up all over his bed. Cleaned it up and put him back to sleep. 4am did it all over again.


I'm so friend'ing tired.

That sucks. Ava has had a cold since Halloween. We let her crawl in bed with us Saturday night.

Last night was the first night she hasn’t came back in multiple times crying, trying to get in bed with us between 1 and 5 am.

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[rod]

That sucks. Ava has had a cold since Halloween. We let her crawl in bed with us Saturday night.

Last night was the first night she hasn’t came back in multiple times crying, trying to get in bed with us between 1 and 5 am.

getting any lately?

 

[542thruNthru]

getting any lately?

I don't think he swings that way rod. Talk to @Indecisi0n he might be able to clear up your dry spell.

 

[Brownslave688]

getting any lately?

1) yes
2) she wasn’t allowed in bed with us any of those nights except Saturday.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I don't think he swings that way rod. Talk to @Indecisi0n he might be able to clear up your dry spell.

@rod is in a dry spell ?

 

[542thruNthru]

@rod is in a dry spell ?

Worse then California

 

[Brownslave688]

Worse then California

Than.








Hope this helps.

 

[542thruNthru]

Than.








Hope this helps.

It kinda does but I always screw that up so I'm sure I'll do it again.

 

[Brownslave688]

It kinda does but I always screw that up so I'm sure I'll do it again.

I’ve noticed

 

[Brownslave688]

It kinda does but I always screw that up so I'm sure I'll do it again.

I’ve been trying to get better with than/then but I too struggle with it.

 

[Indecisi0n]

It kinda does but I always screw that up so I'm sure I'll do it again.

That's kinda cute

 

[rod]

@rod is in a dry spell ?

 

[Operational needs]

https://nypost.com/2019/11/06/florida-man-has-screwdriver-surgically-removed-from-rectum/

See @Indecisi0n this is why you can’t be inserting screwdrivers in your rectum. Stick to more rounded things. Lol.

 

[rod]

Global warming my ass:

 

[oldngray]

Global warming my ass:View attachment 270948

I saw Mn was supposed to break records over a hundred years old.

 

[Operational needs]

I saw Mn was supposed to break records over a hundred years old.

Or as the Farmers Almanac said “the worst of the worst”

Farmers' Almanac winter prediction: 'Worst of the worst' for Minnesota