3) Apparently, no one has a printer or tape anymore.
WTH is up with that?!?!?! I go to pick up an on call, woman says, "Do you have a label?"
Me, "Don't you have a printer?"
Her, "Not a UPS label printer."
Me, strong eye roll, "It prints on a plain piece of paper. If this is the address, I can to a hand written label."
So that is what I did. Turns out, she put the wrong address on the label, which I copied perfectly. It made the round trip between a hub and an outstate center 3 times. She asked me about it the following week. Me, "If you had printed a label, the UPS software would not have allowed you to put the wrong zip code with a city. Good tip for next time."
and tape. WTF. I left tags at 4 places this week. They had the untaped box by the door. Me, "Here's the tag. Tape up the box and drop it at the hardware store. We can pick it up there."
Them, "Uh the hardware store charges if we drop things off."
Me, "Should have had it taped up then, I would have taken it with me."
I am not your mother.