Crap in a box and UPS it to the lab

[8" chub]

I was up late last night and saw a commercial on TV for some at home colon lab test. This may be something that has been around, but I have never heard of it before.

The gist is you order the kit, get a stool sample, and send it off for analysis. The commercial shows a guy going in to the crapper with the supplied box of smile* collection goodies, then it shows a UPS truck pulling up to the front curb.

I have no faith in most of our customers to not get smile* on the box- then hand it off to us.

I know labs send samples all the time, but there are no medical facilities on my route, so this in new to me.

So body parts, horse jizz, and now home boxed crap. Will there ever be a line drawn?

 

[Pooter]

You see the sh!!t people do for money online?

Ups is no different if you pay.


I'm sure I touched fecal matter on boxes already

Gross

 

[rod]

Every time you smell a fart you are inhaling poo--

 

[Turdferguson]

Every time you smell a fart you are inhaling poo--

 

[Overpaid Union Thug]

By just reading the title I thought it was a metaphor for how ORION was intruded to UPS.

 

[Wally]

Watch someone die from colon cancer then get back to us.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Don't mix it up with the Godiva box.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I've probably contributed to putting a little extra facial matter on a box.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

I've probably contributed to putting a little extra facial matter on a box.

Facial? Thought you were a swallower.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

And this is different than leaving piss bottles rolling around on the shelves?

 

[Holydriver]

I was up late last night and saw a commercial on TV for some at home colon lab test. This may be something that has been around, but I have never heard of it before.

The gist is you order the kit, get a stool sample, and send it off for analysis. The commercial shows a guy going in to the crapper with the supplied box of smile* collection goodies, then it shows a UPS truck pulling up to the front curb.

I have no faith in most of our customers to not get smile* on the box- then hand it off to us.

I know labs send samples all the time, but there are no medical facilities on my route, so this in new to me.

So body parts, horse jizz, and now home boxed crap. Will there ever be a line drawn?

8" chub, huh? i see youre a fisherman.....

 

[TooTechie]

Five years ago my doctor gave me the option when I had my physical that if I didn't feel like getting the finger that year I could take a dump and wipe some of the poop on a slide then send the slide in to be tested, so that's not a new thing and it's not like it's a box of poop--it's a smear. In my 40s he doesn't offer that option now.

 

[rod]

Five years ago my doctor gave me the option when I had my physical that if I didn't feel like getting the finger that year I could take a dump and wipe some of the poop on a slide then send the slide in to be tested, so that's not a new thing and it's not like it's a box of poop--it's a smear. In my 40s he doesn't offer that option now.

2 completely different tests. Finger is for prostrate. Smear is to check for blood in poop which could be a sign of many things.

 

[bottomups]

2 completely different tests. Finger is for prostrate. Smear is to check for blood in poop which could be a sign of many things.

I think if someone shoved a finger up my butt it might result in blood in my poop.

 

[Turdferguson]

Here is one of the poop boxes.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Here is one of the poop boxes.
View attachment 79666

What's it smell like?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

What's it smell like?

His house.

 

[Turdferguson]

What's it smell like?

It's empty bad address going back to shipper

 

[rod]

Here is one of the poop boxes.
View attachment 79666

It looks about the size of a refrigerator box----why so big?

 

[oldngray]

It looks about the size of a refrigerator box----why so big?

Taco Bell?