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<blockquote data-quote="UPS Lifer" data-source="post: 1037876" data-attributes="member: 9789"><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">This is about how casual our politicians spend our money. It is something to remember the next time you hear one of them throwing around numbers. <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span>I got this email and thought about a Congresswoman we FIRED two years ago. I live in the Democratic 1st District of Arizona. Ann Kirkpatrick was our representative. She walked out of a town meeting without saying a word back in 2010 when 2/3 of the people were upset about Obamacare. To show you how weak she was, in a Democrat controlled Congress, she failed to get a NON PARTISAN designation of National Scenic Area passed for the Sedona AZ area!!! Two days before she left office, she hired her campaign staff to her Congressional Staff and paid them over $100,000! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It is an outrage that this person is running again. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I am sure that you have seen this example before but it is tied to another politician’s request for $250 billion to rebuild New Orleans. The example below shows how outrageous the request is and why we have the deficit and debt we do. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #232323"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The next time you hear a politician use the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">whether you want the 'politicians' spending </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">YOUR tax money. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">But one advertising agency did a good job of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Putting that figure into some perspective in </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One of its releases. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A billion seconds ago it was 1959. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">B. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">C. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A billion hours ago our ancestors were </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">living in the Stone Age. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">D. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #C20710"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #C20710"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #C20710"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">E. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #C20710"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A billion dollars ago was only </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #C20710"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">8 hours and 20 minutes, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #C20710"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">at the rate our government </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #C20710"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">is spending it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>While this thought is still fresh in our brain... </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>let's take a look at New Orleans ... </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.</em> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Louisiana Senator, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mary Landrieu (D) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">was asking Congress for </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #046003">250 </span>BILLION DOLLARS </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #fa0d18">To </span>rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">What does it mean? </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">(every man, woman and child) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You <u><em>each</em></u> get <span style="color: #046003">$516,528</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">B. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">New Orleans , your home gets </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #046003"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">$1,329,787 </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">C. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Or... If you are a family of four... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Your family gets </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #046003"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">$2,066,012 </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Washington , D.C. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">..HELLO! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Are all the calculators broken?? </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Building Permit Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">CDL License Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Cigarette Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Corporate Income Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dog License Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Federal Income Tax (Fed) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Fishing License Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Food License Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Fuel Permit Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Gasoline Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Hunting License Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Inheritance Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Inventory Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Liquor Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Luxury Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Marriage License Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Medicare Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Property Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Real Estate Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Service charge Taxes </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Social Security Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Road Usage Tax (Truckers) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sales Taxes </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Recreational Vehicle Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">School Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">State Income Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Telephone Federal Excise Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Telephone State and Local Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Telephone Usage ChargeTax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Utility Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Vehicle License Registration Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Vehicle Sales Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Watercraft Registration Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Well Permit Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FA0D18"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Workers Compensation Tax </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3201FD"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3201FD"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3201FD"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... </em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3201FD"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>And our nation was the most prosperous in the world. </em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3201FD"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3201FD"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3201FD"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>We had absolutely no national debt... </em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3201FD"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>We had the largest middle class in the world... </em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3201FD"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.</em> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">What happened? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Can you spell </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'politicians'! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="UPS Lifer, post: 1037876, member: 9789"] [COLOR=#232323][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]This is about how casual our politicians spend our money. It is something to remember the next time you hear one of them throwing around numbers. [FONT=Verdana] [/FONT]I got this email and thought about a Congresswoman we FIRED two years ago. I live in the Democratic 1st District of Arizona. Ann Kirkpatrick was our representative. She walked out of a town meeting without saying a word back in 2010 when 2/3 of the people were upset about Obamacare. To show you how weak she was, in a Democrat controlled Congress, she failed to get a NON PARTISAN designation of National Scenic Area passed for the Sedona AZ area!!! Two days before she left office, she hired her campaign staff to her Congressional Staff and paid them over $100,000! [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#232323][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#232323][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]It is an outrage that this person is running again. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#232323][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#232323][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]I am sure that you have seen this example before but it is tied to another politician’s request for $250 billion to rebuild New Orleans. The example below shows how outrageous the request is and why we have the deficit and debt we do. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#232323][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#232323][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]The next time you hear a politician use the[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]whether you want the 'politicians' spending [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]YOUR tax money. [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]But one advertising agency did a good job of [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Putting that figure into some perspective in [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]One of its releases.[COLOR=#fa0d18] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]A.[COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]A billion seconds ago it was 1959.[COLOR=#fa0d18] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]B.[COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.[COLOR=#fa0d18] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]C.[COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]A billion hours ago our ancestors were [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]living in the Stone Age.[COLOR=#fa0d18] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]D.[COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.[COLOR=#c20710] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#C20710][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#C20710][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]E. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#C20710][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]A billion dollars ago was only [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#C20710][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]8 hours and 20 minutes, [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#C20710][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]at the rate our government [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#C20710][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]is spending it.[COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][I]While this thought is still fresh in our brain... [/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][I]let's take a look at New Orleans ... [/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][I]It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.[/I] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Louisiana Senator, [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Mary Landrieu (D) [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]was asking Congress for[COLOR=#046003] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#046003]250 [/COLOR]BILLION DOLLARS [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#fa0d18]To [/COLOR]rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]What does it mean?[COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]A.[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4](every man, woman and child) [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]You [U][I]each[/I][/U] get [COLOR=#046003]$516,528[/COLOR][COLOR=#fa0d18] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]B.[COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]New Orleans , your home gets [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#046003][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]$1,329,787[COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]C.[COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Or... If you are a family of four... [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Your family gets [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#046003][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]$2,066,012[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Washington , D.C.[COLOR=#fa0d18] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]..HELLO![COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Are all the calculators broken??[COLOR=#fa0d18] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Building Permit Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]CDL License Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Cigarette Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Corporate Income Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Dog License Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Federal Income Tax (Fed) [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA) [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Fishing License Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Food License Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Fuel Permit Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Gasoline Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Hunting License Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Inheritance Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Inventory Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Liquor Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Luxury Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Marriage License Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Medicare Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Property Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Real Estate Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Service charge Taxes [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Social Security Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Road Usage Tax (Truckers) [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Sales Taxes [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Recreational Vehicle Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]School Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]State Income Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Telephone Federal Excise Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Telephone State and Local Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Telephone Usage ChargeTax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Utility Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Vehicle License Registration Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Vehicle Sales Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Watercraft Registration Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Well Permit Tax [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#FA0D18][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Workers Compensation Tax[COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4](And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes) [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#3201FD][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#3201FD][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][I]Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... [/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#3201FD][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][I]And our nation was the most prosperous in the world. [/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#3201FD][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#3201FD][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][I]We had absolutely no national debt... [/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#3201FD][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][I]We had the largest middle class in the world... [/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][COLOR=#3201FD][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][I]And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.[/I][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]What happened? [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Can you spell [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]'politicians'![COLOR=#c20710] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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