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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60196"><p>The Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Might Be A Computer Hacker </p><p> </p><p> 10. Everyone who makes him mad gets a $26,000 electric bill. </p><p> </p><p> 9. Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three </p><p>years </p><p> running. </p><p> </p><p> 8. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work. </p><p> </p><p> 7. Has four Pentagon computers listed in his "Network </p><p>Neighborhood." </p><p> </p><p> 6. For laughs, passes around a list of the boss' movie rentals </p><p>for the </p><p> last 5 years with the words "bikini" and "cheerleader" </p><p>underlined in red. </p><p> </p><p> 5. Massive 401(k) contribution made in half-cent increments. </p><p> </p><p> 4. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The </p><p>Net." </p><p> </p><p> 3. Laughs out loud at telephone long distance commercials. </p><p> </p><p> 2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good </p><p> Morning, Mr. President." </p><p> </p><p> And the Number One sign your co-worker might be a computer </p><p>hacker </p><p> -- </p><p> </p><p> 1. You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, </p><p> Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60196"] The Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Might Be A Computer Hacker 10. Everyone who makes him mad gets a $26,000 electric bill. 9. Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. 8. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work. 7. Has four Pentagon computers listed in his "Network Neighborhood." 6. For laughs, passes around a list of the boss' movie rentals for the last 5 years with the words "bikini" and "cheerleader" underlined in red. 5. Massive 401(k) contribution made in half-cent increments. 4. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net." 3. Laughs out loud at telephone long distance commercials. 2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." And the Number One sign your co-worker might be a computer hacker -- 1. You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!" [/QUOTE]
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