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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60200">Beware of Dog&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; saying &quot;DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!&quot; posted on the glass door. Inside he &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; register. &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; He asked the store manager, &quot;Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; beware of?&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Yep, that&#039;s him,&quot; he replied. &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The stranger looked amused. &quot;That certainly doesn&#039;t look like a &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you put up that sign?&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Because&quot;, the owner replied, &quot;before I posted that sign, people kept &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tripping over him.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60200"] Beware of Dog Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," he replied. The stranger looked amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you put up that sign?" "Because", the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him." [/QUOTE]

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