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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60547">Why Dogs Can&#039;t Use Computers..... &nbsp;*&nbsp; Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he&#039;s browsing <a href="http://www.purina.com" target="_blank">www.purina.com</a> instead of working. &nbsp;*&nbsp; SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question. &nbsp;*&nbsp; He can&#039;t help attacking the screen when he hears, &quot;You&#039;ve Got Mail.&quot; &nbsp;*&nbsp; He&#039;s distracted by cats chasing his mouse. &nbsp;*&nbsp; It&#039;s too messy to &quot;mark&quot; every website he visits. &nbsp;*&nbsp; The &#039;fetch&quot; command isn&#039;t available on all platforms. &nbsp;*&nbsp; Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. &nbsp;*&nbsp; The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating. &nbsp;*&nbsp; He can&#039;t stick his head out of Windows 98.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60547"] Why Dogs Can't Use Computers..... * Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing [url]www.purina.com[/url] instead of working. * SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question. * He can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "You've Got Mail." * He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse. * It's too messy to "mark" every website he visits. * The 'fetch" command isn't available on all platforms. * Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. * The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating. * He can't stick his head out of Windows 98. [/QUOTE]

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