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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60548"><p>Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good </p><p>> but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" </p><p>poem </p><p>> that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself! </p><p>> </p><p>> My Friend: </p><p>> When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge </p><p>against </p><p>> the sorry bastard who made you sad. </p><p>> When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. </p><p>> When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. </p><p>> When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. </p><p>> When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much </p><p>> worse it could be and to quit whining. </p><p>> When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your </p><p>dumb </p><p>> <FONT COLOR="ff0000"></FONT>. </p><p>> When you are sick, ...stay away from me until your well again. I don't </p><p>want </p><p>> whatever you have. </p><p>> This is my oath, ...I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're </p><p>my </p><p>> friend. </p><p>> </p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60548"] Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good > but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem > that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself! > > My Friend: > When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against > the sorry bastard who made you sad. > When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. > When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. > When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. > When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much > worse it could be and to quit whining. > When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb > <FONT COLOR="ff0000"></FONT>. > When you are sick, ...stay away from me until your well again. I don't want > whatever you have. > This is my oath, ...I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my > friend. > > [/QUOTE]
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