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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60555"><p>Farmer Joe's Accident..... </p><p> </p><p>Farmer Joe decided that his injuries from an accident were serious </p><p>enough to take </p><p> the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. </p><p>In court, the trucking </p><p> company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. </p><p> </p><p> "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,?'" </p><p>asked the lawyer. </p><p> </p><p> Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I </p><p>had just loaded my </p><p> favorite mule Bessie into the..." </p><p> </p><p> "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. </p><p>"Just answer the question: Did </p><p> you not say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" </p><p> </p><p> Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the </p><p>trailer and I was driving down </p><p> the road..." </p><p> </p><p> The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying </p><p>to establish the fact </p><p> that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the </p><p>highway patrolman on the </p><p> scene that he was fine. Now, several weeks after the </p><p>accident, he is trying to sue </p><p> my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to </p><p>simply answer the question." </p><p> </p><p> By this time, the judge was fairly interested in Farmer </p><p>Joe's answer and said to the </p><p> lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say." </p><p> </p><p> Joe thanked the judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, </p><p>I had just loaded </p><p> Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the </p><p>highway, when this huge </p><p> semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my </p><p>truck right in the side. I </p><p> was thrown into one ditch, and Bessie was thrown into the </p><p>other. I was hurting real </p><p> bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' </p><p>Bessie moaning and </p><p> groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her </p><p>groans. </p><p> </p><p> "Shortly after the accident, a highway patrolman came on the </p><p>scene. He could </p><p> hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. </p><p>After he looked at her, </p><p> he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the </p><p>patrolman came </p><p> across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. </p><p> </p><p> He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape that I had to </p><p>shoot her." </p><p> </p><p> "How are you feeling ?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60555"] Farmer Joe's Accident..... Farmer Joe decided that his injuries from an accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,?'" asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question: Did you not say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now, several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time, the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say." Joe thanked the judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway, when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch, and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. "Shortly after the accident, a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape that I had to shoot her." "How are you feeling ?" [/QUOTE]
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