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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60556">There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. &nbsp; One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Hello?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Honey, it&#039;s me.&nbsp; Are you at the club?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Yes.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Great!&nbsp; I am at the mall two blocks from where you are.&nbsp; I just saw a beautiful mink coat.&nbsp; It&#039;s absolutely gorgeous!!&nbsp; Can I buy it?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;What&#039;s the price?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Only $1,500.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models.&nbsp; I saw one I really liked.&nbsp; I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW that&nbsp; we bought last year!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;What price did he quote you?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Only $60,000!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Great!&nbsp; But before we hang up, something else!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;What?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year.&nbsp; It&#039;s on sale!&nbsp; Remember?&nbsp; The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;How much are they asking?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Only $450,000 - a magnificent price - and I see that we have that much in the bank to!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000.&nbsp; OK?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;OK, sweetie, thanks!&nbsp; I&#039;ll see you later!!&nbsp; I love you!!!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Bye! I do too.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;The man hangs up, closes the phone&#039;s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60556"] There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much." "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year!" "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000!" "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But before we hang up, something else!" "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property?" "How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price - and I see that we have that much in the bank to!" "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" "OK, sweetie, thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye! I do too." The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" [/QUOTE]

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