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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60571">A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his coworkers. Thinking he&#039;d try the &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; whatever about golf.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The pro showed him the stance and the swing, then said, &quot;Just hit the ball toward &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; the flag on the first green.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; green, where it stopped inches from the hole.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Now what?&quot; the fellow asked the speechless pro.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Uh... you&#039;re supposed to hit the ball into the cup,&quot; the pro finally said, after he was &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; able to speak again.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Oh, great! Now you tell me,&quot; said the beginner in a disgusted tone.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60571"] A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his coworkers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever about golf. The pro showed him the stance and the swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh, great! Now you tell me," said the beginner in a disgusted tone. [/QUOTE]

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