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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60579">I just got skylights put in my place.&nbsp; The people who live above me are furious. &nbsp;I have a hobby. I have the world&#039;s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Perhaps you&#039;ve seen some of it. &nbsp;I went for a walk last night and my girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone.&nbsp; I said,&quot;the whole time.&quot; &nbsp;The other day I went to the tourist information booth and asked, &quot;Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.&quot; &nbsp;Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. &nbsp;I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. &nbsp;I don&#039;t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. &nbsp;Have you ever noticed....anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? &nbsp;I&#039;m not a vegetarian because I love animals.&nbsp; I&#039;m a vegetarian because I hate plants. &nbsp;I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. &nbsp;I put a dollar into one of those change machines....nothing changed. &nbsp;I don&#039;t do drugs anymore because I find I get the same effect just by standing up real fast. &nbsp;May your life be like toilet paper....long and useful. &nbsp;Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.&nbsp; Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats. &nbsp;Life is a sexually transmitted disease and it is 100% fatal. &nbsp;Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its students.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60579"] I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Perhaps you've seen some of it. I went for a walk last night and my girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said,"the whole time." The other day I went to the tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year." Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. Have you ever noticed....anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. I put a dollar into one of those change machines....nothing changed. I don't do drugs anymore because I find I get the same effect just by standing up real fast. May your life be like toilet paper....long and useful. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats. Life is a sexually transmitted disease and it is 100% fatal. Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its students. [/QUOTE]

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