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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60608">ABC&#039;s Mom Style...... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; growing in the middle.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; except Mom to be self-cleaning.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; D - DATE: Infrequent outings with Dad where Mom can enjoy worrying about the kids in &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; a different setting.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; E - EMPTY NEST: See &quot;WISHFUL THINKING.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; friend - FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; G - GUM: Adhesive for the hair.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; H - HINDSIGHT: What Mom experiences from changing too many diapers.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I - INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; J - JUNK: Dad&#039;s stuff.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; K - KISS: Mom&#039;s medicine.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; L - LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business venture where Mom buys powdered &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; who sit there for three to six minutes and next a profit of 15 cents.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; M - MAYBE: No.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; N - Nail Polish: part of an assortment of make-up items such as lipstick, eyeliner, blush &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; etc. which ironically make Mom look better while making her young daughter look &quot;like a &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tramp.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; O - OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom&#039;s nickname for Dad.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; P - PANIC: What a mother goes through when the darn wind-up swing stops.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q - QUIET: A state of household serenity which occurs before the birth of the first child &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and occurs again after the last child has left for college.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; R - REFRIGERATOR: Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; S - SPOILED ROTTEN: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Grandma.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; T - TOWELS: See &quot;FLOOR COVERINGS&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; U - UNDERWEAR: An article of clothing, the cleanliness of which ensures the wearer &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; will never have an accident.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; V - VACATION: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; too.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; W - WALLS: Complete set of drawing paper for kids that comes with every room.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; X - XOXOXOXOXO: Mom salutation guaranteed to make the already embarrassing &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; note in a kid&#039;s lunch box even more mortifying.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Y - &quot;YIPPEE!&quot;: What mother&#039;s shout the first day of school.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Z - ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; refuse to eat it.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60608"] ABC's Mom Style...... A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning. C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. D - DATE: Infrequent outings with Dad where Mom can enjoy worrying about the kids in a different setting. E - EMPTY NEST: See "WISHFUL THINKING." friend - FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew. G - GUM: Adhesive for the hair. H - HINDSIGHT: What Mom experiences from changing too many diapers. I - INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. J - JUNK: Dad's stuff. K - KISS: Mom's medicine. L - LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for three to six minutes and next a profit of 15 cents. M - MAYBE: No. N - Nail Polish: part of an assortment of make-up items such as lipstick, eyeliner, blush etc. which ironically make Mom look better while making her young daughter look "like a tramp." O - OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad. P - PANIC: What a mother goes through when the darn wind-up swing stops. Q - QUIET: A state of household serenity which occurs before the birth of the first child and occurs again after the last child has left for college. R - REFRIGERATOR: Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen. S - SPOILED ROTTEN: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma. T - TOWELS: See "FLOOR COVERINGS". U - UNDERWEAR: An article of clothing, the cleanliness of which ensures the wearer will never have an accident. V - VACATION: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too. W - WALLS: Complete set of drawing paper for kids that comes with every room. X - XOXOXOXOXO: Mom salutation guaranteed to make the already embarrassing note in a kid's lunch box even more mortifying. Y - "YIPPEE!": What mother's shout the first day of school. Z - ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it. [/QUOTE]

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