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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60620">Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style!&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; She&#039;s 97 now &amp;amp; we don&#039;t know where the hell she is!&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven&#039;t lost a pound. Apparently &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you have to show up?&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I&#039;m doing.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I don&#039;t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; up our body.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I don&#039;t jog...it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60620"] Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style! My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is! The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up? I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. I don't jog...it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. [/QUOTE]

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