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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60654"><p>English...a MOST difficult language... </p><p>1. The bandage was wound around the wound. </p><p>> </p><p>> 2. The farm was used to produce produce. </p><p>> </p><p>> 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. </p><p>> </p><p>> 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. </p><p>> </p><p>> 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. </p><p>> </p><p>> 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. </p><p>> </p><p>> 7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to </p><p>> present the present. </p><p>> </p><p>> 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. </p><p>> </p><p>> 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. </p><p>> </p><p>> 10. I did not object to the object. </p><p>> </p><p>> 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. </p><p>> </p><p>> 12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. </p><p>> </p><p>> 13. They were too close to the door to close it. </p><p>> </p><p>> 14. The buck does funny things when the does are present. </p><p>> </p><p>> 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. </p><p>> </p><p>> 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. </p><p>> </p><p>> 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. </p><p>> </p><p>> 18. After a number of injections my jaw got number. </p><p>> </p><p>> 19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. </p><p>> </p><p>> 20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. </p><p>> </p><p>> 21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60654"] English...a MOST difficult language... 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. > > 2. The farm was used to produce produce. > > 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. > > 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. > > 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. > > 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. > > 7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to > present the present. > > 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. > > 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. > > 10. I did not object to the object. > > 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. > > 12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. > > 13. They were too close to the door to close it. > > 14. The buck does funny things when the does are present. > > 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. > > 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. > > 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. > > 18. After a number of injections my jaw got number. > > 19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. > > 20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. > > 21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? [/QUOTE]
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