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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60670"><p>Money Quotes </p><p> </p><p> What this country needs is a good </p><p>five-cent nickel. --Frank Adams </p><p> </p><p> A study of economics usually reveals that </p><p>the best time to buy anything is last </p><p> year. --Marty Allen </p><p> </p><p> Money, it turned out, was exactly like </p><p>sex. You thought of nothing else if you </p><p> didn't have it and thought of other things </p><p>if you did. --James Baldwin </p><p> </p><p> Many speak the truth when they say that </p><p>they despise riches, but they mean </p><p> the riches possessed by other men. </p><p>--Charles Caleb Colton </p><p> </p><p> Be wary of strong drink. It can make you </p><p>shoot at tax collectors, and miss. </p><p> --Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" </p><p> </p><p> If the nation's economists were laid end </p><p>to end, they would point in all </p><p> directions. --Arthur H. Motley </p><p> </p><p> Certainly there are things in life that </p><p>money can't buy, but it's very funny -- Did </p><p> you ever try buying then without money? </p><p>--Ogden Nash </p><p> </p><p> In spite of the cost of living, it's still </p><p>popular. --Kathy Norris </p><p> </p><p> The wages of sin are death, but after </p><p>taxes are taken out, it's just a tired </p><p> feeling --Paula Poundstone </p><p> </p><p> Next to being shot at and missed, nothing </p><p>is really quite as satisfying as an </p><p> income tax refund. --friend. J. Raymond </p><p> </p><p> Money can't buy happiness but it will get </p><p>you a better class of memories. </p><p> --Ronald Reagan </p><p> </p><p> The income tax has made more liars out of </p><p>the American people than golf has. </p><p> --Will Rogers </p><p> </p><p> A banker is a fellow who lends you his </p><p>umbrella when the sun is shining and </p><p> wants it back the minute it begins to </p><p>rain. --Mark Twain </p><p> </p><p> I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would </p><p>be dangerous to offer me the same </p><p> opportunity. --Mark Twain </p><p> </p><p> If you think nobody cares if you're alive, </p><p>try missing a couple of car payments. </p><p> --Earl Wilson </p><p> </p><p> I've got all the money I'll ever need if I </p><p>die by four o'clock. --Henny Youngman </p><p> </p><p> Budget: A method for going broke </p><p>methodically. --Unknown </p><p> </p><p> A budget is just a method of worrying </p><p>before you spend money, as well as </p><p> afterward. --Unknown </p><p> </p><p> Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at </p><p>math. --Unknown </p><p> </p><p> Recession is when your neighbor loses his </p><p>job. Depression is when you lose </p><p> your job. These economic downturns are </p><p>very difficult to predict, but </p><p> sophisticated econometric modeling houses </p><p>like Data Resources and Chase </p><p> Econometrics have successfully predicted </p><p>14 of the last 3 recessions. </p><p> --Unknown </p><p> </p><p> While money can't buy happiness, it </p><p>certainly lets you choose your own form of </p><p> misery. --Unknown</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60670"] Money Quotes What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel. --Frank Adams A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. --Marty Allen Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex. You thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. --James Baldwin Many speak the truth when they say that they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by other men. --Charles Caleb Colton Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss. --Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" If the nation's economists were laid end to end, they would point in all directions. --Arthur H. Motley Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -- Did you ever try buying then without money? --Ogden Nash In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. --Kathy Norris The wages of sin are death, but after taxes are taken out, it's just a tired feeling --Paula Poundstone Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. --friend. J. Raymond Money can't buy happiness but it will get you a better class of memories. --Ronald Reagan The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. --Will Rogers A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. --Mark Twain I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the same opportunity. --Mark Twain If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. --Earl Wilson I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock. --Henny Youngman Budget: A method for going broke methodically. --Unknown A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. --Unknown Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. --Unknown Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job. These economic downturns are very difficult to predict, but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions. --Unknown While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. --Unknown [/QUOTE]
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