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<blockquote data-quote="jack" data-source="post: 60677"><p>Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi </p><p> </p><p>2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton </p><p> </p><p>1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope </p><p> </p><p>Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond </p><p> </p><p>Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram </p><p> </p><p>Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong </p><p> </p><p>365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year </p><p> </p><p>16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling </p><p> </p><p>Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon </p><p> </p><p>1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz </p><p> </p><p>Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower </p><p> </p><p>Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment) </p><p> </p><p>453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake </p><p> </p><p>1 million microphones: 1 megaphone </p><p> </p><p>1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles </p><p> </p><p>2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....) </p><p> </p><p>10 cards: 1 decacards </p><p> </p><p>1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton </p><p> </p><p>1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen </p><p> </p><p>1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche </p><p> </p><p>1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin </p><p> </p><p>10 rations: 1 decoration </p><p> </p><p>100 rations: 1 C-ration </p><p> </p><p>2 monograms: 1 diagram </p><p> </p><p>8 nickels: 2 paradigms </p><p> </p><p>3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jack, post: 60677"] Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon 1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment) 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake 1 million microphones: 1 megaphone 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....) 10 cards: 1 decacards 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton 1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin 10 rations: 1 decoration 100 rations: 1 C-ration 2 monograms: 1 diagram 8 nickels: 2 paradigms 3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League [/QUOTE]
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