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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60680">STUFF... What do you call an unemployed jester? Nobody&#039;s fool. &nbsp;What do you say to a Buddhist hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. &nbsp;Sign in a veterinarian&#039;s waiting room: &quot;Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!&quot; &nbsp;Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: &quot;Do not disturb further.&quot; &nbsp;Why don&#039;t politicians enjoy the game of golf ? Because it&#039;s too much like their work...being trapped in one bad lie after another. &nbsp;Sign in cafeteria:&nbsp; &quot;Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.&quot;&nbsp; (then in pencil beneath the sign) &quot;Socks can eat anywhere they want.&quot; &nbsp;Sign in a restaurant: &quot;T-bone steak 99 cents.&quot; (then in fine print underneath) &quot;With meat $14.95.&quot; &nbsp;A hardware store has a sign that reads: &quot;Today&#039;s special&quot;. (then below in pencil) &quot;So&#039;s tomorrow&quot;. &nbsp;Chinese proverb: If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum. &nbsp;If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi ? &nbsp;If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide &amp;amp; seek, does he automatically lose because he can&#039;t find himself ? &nbsp;When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away ? &nbsp;Where do forest rangers go to &quot;get away from it all&quot; ?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60680"] STUFF... What do you call an unemployed jester? Nobody's fool. What do you say to a Buddhist hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. Sign in a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!" Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: "Do not disturb further." Why don't politicians enjoy the game of golf ? Because it's too much like their work...being trapped in one bad lie after another. Sign in cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria." (then in pencil beneath the sign) "Socks can eat anywhere they want." Sign in a restaurant: "T-bone steak 99 cents." (then in fine print underneath) "With meat $14.95." A hardware store has a sign that reads: "Today's special". (then below in pencil) "So's tomorrow". Chinese proverb: If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi ? If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself ? When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away ? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all" ? [/QUOTE]

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