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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61143">A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together.&nbsp; Solution??&nbsp; I sent the pictures to her dad. &nbsp;If your parents never had children, chances are you won&#039;t either. (&lt;FONT COLOR=&quot;ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; Cavett) &nbsp;A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. &quot;You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?&quot; she sneered.&nbsp; I replied in a psychotic tone, &quot;I didn&#039;t know there were any witnesses. Now I&#039;ll have to kill you too.&quot; (Jake Johansen) &nbsp;In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower? (Warren Hutcherson) &nbsp;The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.&nbsp; Think of your 3 best friends.&nbsp; If they are OK, then it&#039;s you. (Rita Mae Brown) &nbsp;I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls.&nbsp; They always say because it&#039;s such a beautiful animal.&nbsp; There you go.&nbsp; I think my mom is attractive, but I have photos of her. (Ellen DeGeneres)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61143"] A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent the pictures to her dad. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. ( Cavett) A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." (Jake Johansen) In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower? (Warren Hutcherson) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your 3 best friends. If they are OK, then it's you. (Rita Mae Brown) I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mom is attractive, but I have photos of her. (Ellen DeGeneres) [/QUOTE]

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