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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1000426" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Stop!</strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Why shouldn't I?" he said.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Like what?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Well...are you religious or atheist?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Religious."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Christian."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Protestant."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Baptist."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Baptist Church of God."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Reformed Baptist Church of God."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1000426, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B]Stop![/B][/CENTER][B][FONT=Arial]I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Why shouldn't I?" he said.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Like what?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Well...are you religious or atheist?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Religious."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Christian."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Protestant."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Baptist."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Baptist Church of God."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Reformed Baptist Church of God."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.[/FONT][/B] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT] [/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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