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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1002499" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px">“Big D”2012</span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><strong>An </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><strong>Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas, </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><strong>and once he's seated he asks the cab </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><strong>driver to “turn off the radio because he must </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><strong>not hear music as decreed by his religion, and </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><strong>in the time of the prophet, there was no music, </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><strong>especially Western music, which is music of the </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><strong>infidel's and certainly no </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><strong>radio.”</strong> </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>So </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>the cab driver politely switches off the radio, </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>pulls over to the side, stops the cab and opens </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>the back door.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>The Arab asks him: “What </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>are you doing, man?”</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>The Texan answers: </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>“In the time of the prophet there were no </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>taxis. So get out, stand on the curb and </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>wait for a </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>camel.”</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1002499, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6]The “Big D”2012[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#8100ff][B]An [/B] [B][/B] [B]Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas, [/B] [B][/B] [B]and once he's seated he asks the cab [/B] [B][/B] [B]driver to “turn off the radio because he must [/B] [B][/B] [B]not hear music as decreed by his religion, and [/B] [B][/B] [B]in the time of the prophet, there was no music, [/B] [B][/B] [B]especially Western music, which is music of the [/B] [B][/B] [B]infidel's and certainly no [/B] [B][/B] [B]radio.”[/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B][/B] [B]So [/B] [B][/B] [B]the cab driver politely switches off the radio, [/B] [B][/B] [B]pulls over to the side, stops the cab and opens [/B] [B][/B] [B]the back door.[/B] [B][/B] [B]The Arab asks him: “What [/B] [B][/B] [B]are you doing, man?”[/B] [B][/B] [B]The Texan answers: [/B] [B][/B] [B]“In the time of the prophet there were no [/B] [B][/B] [B]taxis. So get out, stand on the curb and [/B] [B][/B] [B]wait for a [/B] [B][/B] [B]camel.”[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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