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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1003404" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with the pilot.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The pilot has a heart attack and dies. The blonde is frantic and calls out a May Day.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and died.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She hears a voice over the radio saying:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I will talk you through this and</span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'">get you back on the ground.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Now give me your height and position."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She says</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">,</span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I'm 5' 4" and I support Obama."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">After a pause, the voice on the radio says "O.K."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #A00000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Repeat after me:</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #A00000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Our Father, Who art in Heaven</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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