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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="menotyou" data-source="post: 1010663" data-attributes="member: 24535"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Story of a Golf Ball and Sand Wedge</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">already.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The man says, 'Yes, it is.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Man - 'That's nice.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Boy - 'Want to buy it?'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Man - 'No, thanks.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Boy - 'My dad's outside.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Man - 'OK, how much?'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Boy - '$250'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">the closet together..</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Boy - 'Dark in here.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Man - 'Yes, it is.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Boy - 'I have a sand wedge.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">'The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Boy - '$750'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Man - 'Sold.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A few days later, the boy’s father says to the boy, 'Grab your sand</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short game practice.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Boy - '$1,000.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">you to church and make you confess.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">confession booth and he closes the door.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The boy says, 'Dark in here.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The priest says,</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">'Don't start that <img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> with me again. You're in my closet now.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="menotyou, post: 1010663, member: 24535"] [INDENT][FONT=verdana][FONT=times new roman][FONT=arial]Story of a Golf Ball and Sand Wedge A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a golf ball.' Man - 'That's nice.' Boy - 'Want to buy it?' Man - 'No, thanks.' Boy - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK, how much?' Boy - '$250' A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.. Boy - 'Dark in here.' Man - 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a sand wedge. 'The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy - '$750' Man - 'Sold.' A few days later, the boy’s father says to the boy, 'Grab your sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short game practice. The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.' The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?' Boy - '$1,000.' The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.' They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that [IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG] with me again. You're in my closet now.' [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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