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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1013851" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>"Dogs Welcome"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>He is well-groomed</strong> <strong>and very well behaved.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>In all that time,</strong> <strong>I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>Yes, indeed,</strong> <strong>your dog is welcome at my hotel.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong>And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1013851, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][U][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri][B]"Dogs Welcome"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri][B]A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.[/B] [B]He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me.[/B] [B]He is well-groomed[/B] [B]and very well behaved.[/B] [B]Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"[/B] [B]An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years.[/B] [B]In all that time,[/B] [B]I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.[/B] [B]I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.[/B] [B]And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.[/B] [B]Yes, indeed,[/B] [B]your dog is welcome at my hotel.[/B] [B]And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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