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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1015610" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>ADAM............</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">God said, "Adam, I </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">want you to do something for </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Me." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">God said, "Go down into that valley." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill....." Adam said, "What is a hill?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." Adam said, 'What's a cave?' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."Adam said, "What's a woman?' So God explained that to him, too. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">And Adam said.... </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"What's a </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">headache?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1015610, member: 1246"] ADAM............ [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Tahoma]God said, "Adam, I [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Tahoma]want you to do something for [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Tahoma]Me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill....." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." Adam said, 'What's a cave?' After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."Adam said, "What's a woman?' So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said.... "What's a headache?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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