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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1018648" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">The Rules of Bacon.....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">2. There does not exist a food that does not go well with bacon.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">3. There are 2 kinds of people in the world, those who like bacon</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">and those who will be used as fodder in the case of a zombie </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">apocalypse.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">4. Even pigs like bacon.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">5. Crispy & chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon. Thou</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">shalt not discriminate.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">6. 90% of the world's problems can be solved by cooking more bacon.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">7. Bacon presents exactly zero heath care risks. Shut up!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">8. Meals without bacon are rarely worth eating.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">9. Thou shalt always consume bacon on the Sabbath....and Mondayth</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">...and the Tuesdayth....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #408080">10. Bacon gets you laid.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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