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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 101916" data-attributes="member: 1246">Thoughts for the rest of 2006&nbsp;No. 9 - Life is sexually transmitted. No. 8 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.No. 7 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.No. 6 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won&#039;t bother you for weeks.No. 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.No. 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.No. 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?No. 2 - In the 60&#039;s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.AND THE No. 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven&#039;t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 101916, member: 1246"] [B]Thoughts for the rest of 2006[/B] [B]No. 9[/B] - Life is sexually transmitted. [B]No. 8[/B] - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. [B]No. 7[/B] - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. [B]No. 6[/B] - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. [B]No. 5[/B] - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. [B]No. 4[/B] - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. [B]No. 3[/B] - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? [B]No. 2[/B] - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. [B]AND THE No. 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 [/B]- We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. [/QUOTE]

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