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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="menotyou" data-source="post: 1020720" data-attributes="member: 24535"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> up a conversation with your fellow passenger."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> The little girl, who had just started to read her book,replied to the</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> grass.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> death, when you don't know <img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> And then she went back to reading her book</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="menotyou, post: 1020720, member: 24535"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman]LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] up a conversation with your fellow passenger."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] The little girl, who had just started to read her book,replied to the[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] grass.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] death, when you don't know [IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG]?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] And then she went back to reading her book[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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