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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1025348" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>MEN IN HEAVEN</p><hr /><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When </span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">everybody</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. </span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I want all the women to report to St. Peter." </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Soon, the women were gone, and there were the two lines of men.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long... and in the line of men, who truly were heads of their household, there was only <em>one</em> man.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Of all of you men here, only one obeyed me. Learn from him."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">God turned to the one lone man, "How did you manage to be the only one in your line?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here." </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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