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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1026673" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green">Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green">Miraculously, a parking place appeared.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green">Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green">Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' </span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green">'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'</span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green">'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'</span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green">'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?' </span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: green">She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'</span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1026673, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green]Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green]Miraculously, a parking place appeared.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green]Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green]Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green]'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green]'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green]'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?' [/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=green]She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][B] [/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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