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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1028578" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000">Things NOT to tell your pregnant wife...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "I finished the Oreos"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 26th is the Super Bowl"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "Fred at the office passed a kidney stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "Get your own ice cream."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today!"</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger..........."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">(I like #1)</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1028578, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000]Things NOT to tell your pregnant wife...[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER][B][FONT=Arial]- "I finished the Oreos" [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]- "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]- "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!" [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]- "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 26th is the Super Bowl" [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]- "Fred at the office passed a kidney stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt!" [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]- "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]- "Get your own ice cream."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]- "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today!"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]- "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]- "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger..........." (I like #1)[/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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