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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1030161" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Don't You Hate it When..."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You open a can of soup, and the lid falls in.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You slice your tongue licking an envelope.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1030161, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Don't You Hate it When..." You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. You open a can of soup, and the lid falls in. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. You slice your tongue licking an envelope. You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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