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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1033875" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">You May Be A Farmer If...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">* You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">* You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">* You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">* You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">* You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">* You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">* You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor's crops.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">* You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">* You buried a dog and cried like a baby.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1033875, member: 1246"] [FONT=Verdana]You May Be A Farmer If... * You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket. * You have used baling wire to attach a license plate. * You have used a chain saw to remodel your house. * You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday. * You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment. * You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper. * You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor's crops. * You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway. * You buried a dog and cried like a baby. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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