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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1038256" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><em><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">STRE</span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SS AND LIFE LESSONS </span></span></span></span></em></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'... She fooled them all .... "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. To 20 oz.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She replied , "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8 * Never buy a car you can't push.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">AND MOST IMPORTANTLY</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">20 * Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!*</span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">(so far)</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1038256, member: 1246"] [B][I][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5]STRE[/SIZE][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS]SS AND LIFE LESSONS [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial]A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'... She fooled them all .... "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile. Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. To 20 oz. She replied , "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on." "As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced. So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow. 1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. 5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 * Never buy a car you can't push. 9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12 * The second mouse gets the cheese. 13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. 16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. 17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. 18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY 20 * Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!*[/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=NokieBrushBoldHMK] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=Arial](so far)[/FONT][/B][/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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