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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1045321" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong>THE SCOTTISH COW </strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></u></strong> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center">[FONT=Times New</p> <p style="text-align: center">Roman]<span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span>[/FONT]<span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">cheaply.</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">So, they brought the cow over from Scotland .</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">It was absolutely wonderful,</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows,</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">the cow would move away.</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">No matter what approach the bull tried,</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">the cow would move away from the bull,</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">and he was never able to do the deed..</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">The people were very upset and decided to go to</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">ask his advice.</span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">before asking,</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">that they had brought the cow over from Scotland .</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">"How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ?</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">"My wife is from Scotland "</span></span></span></p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1045321, member: 1246"] [B][U][FONT=Times][SIZE=6][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][FONT=times][B]THE SCOTTISH COW [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]cheaply.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]So, they brought the cow over from Scotland .[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]It was absolutely wonderful,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]the cow would move away.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]No matter what approach the bull tried,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]the cow would move away from the bull,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]and he was never able to do the deed.. The people were very upset and decided to go to[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]ask his advice.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]that they had brought the cow over from Scotland .[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] "You are truly a wise Vet," they said.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]"How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ? The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] "My wife is from Scotland "[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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