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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1045613" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Laws of Household Physics........</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">1. A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to the ability to actually do the work involved.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">2. Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">3. A newly washed window gathers dirt at double the speed of an unwashed window.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">4. The availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">5. The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car garage.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">6. Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">7. The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV remote controls divided by the number of viewers.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">8. The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outdoor temperature.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">9. The capacity of any hot water heater is equal to one and one- half sibling showers.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">10. What goes up must come down, except for bubble gum, kites and slightly used Rice Krispies.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">11. Place two children in a room full of toys and they will both want to play with the same toy. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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