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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1052961" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>Depressed :</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong><strong>Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,</strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>you to the Promised Land."</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>is the Promised Land."</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>I had to press 1 for English.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>Folks, we're screwed.</strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1052961, member: 1246"] [FONT=tahoma][B]Depressed :[/B] [SIZE=3][FONT=tahoma][B][B]Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,[/B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=tahoma][B]"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead[/B] [B]you to the Promised Land."[/B] [B][/B] [B]Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,[/B] [B]"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this[/B] [B]is the Promised Land."[/B] [B][/B] [B]Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the[/B] [B]price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land![/B] [B][/B] [B]I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the[/B] [B]economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement[/B] [B]funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.[/B] [B][/B] [B]I had to press 1 for English.[/B] [B][/B] [B]I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.[/B] [B][/B] [B]They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......[/B] [B][/B] [B]Folks, we're screwed.[/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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