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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1060731" data-attributes="member: 1246">This is my neighbor.......She&#039;s&nbsp; single...&nbsp; She lives right across the&nbsp; street.&nbsp; I can see her house from my&nbsp; living room.&nbsp; I watched as she got home from&nbsp; work this evening.&nbsp; I was surprised when she&nbsp; walked across the street and up my driveway.&nbsp; She knocked on my&nbsp; door...&nbsp; I rushed to open&nbsp; it.&nbsp; She looks at me, and says, &quot;I&nbsp; just got home, and I am so horny! I have this&nbsp; strong urge to have a good&nbsp; time, get drunk, and make love all night long!&nbsp; Are you busy&nbsp; tonight?&quot;&nbsp; I immediately replied, &quot;Nope,&nbsp; I&#039;m free... I have no plans at all!&quot;&nbsp; Then she said, &quot;Good! In that&nbsp; case, could you watch my dog?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; It sucks being a senior&nbsp; citizen!!!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1060731, member: 1246"] This is my neighbor....... [B][I]She's single...[/I][/B] [B][I]She lives right across the street.[/I][/B] [B][I]I can see her house from my living room.[/I][/B] [B][I]I watched as she got home from work this evening.[/I][/B] [B][I]I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.[/I][/B] [B][I]She knocked on my door...[/I][/B] [B][I]I rushed to open it.[/I][/B] [B][I]She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this[/I][/B] [B][I]strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long![/I][/B] [B][I]Are you busy tonight?"[/I][/B] [B][I]I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"[/I][/B] [B][I]Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"[/I][/B] It sucks being a senior citizen!!! [/QUOTE]

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