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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1065875" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Pick-up Lines</span></span></strong></p><p>Do you want to see something really swell?</p><p></p><p>Your hair is perfectly pH balanced.</p><p></p><p>Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.</p><p></p><p>Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.</p><p></p><p>I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.</p><p></p><p>Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?</p><p></p><p>Do you want to go out for a pizza and a screw? What, you don't like pizza?</p><p></p><p>At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"</p><p></p><p>Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No?) Wink.</p><p></p><p>Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?</p><p></p><p>(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1065875, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]Pick-up Lines[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] Do you want to see something really swell? Your hair is perfectly pH balanced. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? Do you want to go out for a pizza and a screw? What, you don't like pizza? At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No?) Wink. Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. [/QUOTE]
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