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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1067040" data-attributes="member: 1246">The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you.Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”Wife: “Oh yeah?”Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”Maria: “Jor hozban did”Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”Wife: “So how much do you want?”</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1067040, member: 1246"] The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase? ”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you. Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?” Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.” Wife: “Oh yeah?” Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.” Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?” Maria: “Jor hozban did” Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?” Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.” Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?” Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.” Wife: “So how much do you want?” [/QUOTE]

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