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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1069218" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">  <strong><em>A man in New York calls his son in Las Vegas the day before Christmas Eve and says, </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>"I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery isenough".</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams. </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says.  "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Los Angeles and tell her". </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".  </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>She calls New York immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing,  DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong><em>"Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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