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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1070371" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.</p><p></p><p>The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.</p><p></p><p>The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.</p><p></p><p>The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.</p><p></p><p>The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.</p><p></p><p>The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1070371, member: 1246"] After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." [/QUOTE]
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