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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1075271" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Afterward, he hurried downstairs for something to eat and was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over and complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for 15 years and I wasn't about to start now!"<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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