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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1076462" data-attributes="member: 1246">Perks of reaching &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 50 or being over 60 and heading towards &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 70!01.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Kidnappers are not very interested in &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you.02.. In &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; a hostage &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; situation you are likely to be released &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; first.03. No one expects you to &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; run--anywhere.04. People call at 9 PM &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and ask, &quot;Did I wake you?&quot;05. People no longer view you &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; as a hypochondriac.06. There is nothing &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; left to learn the hard way.07. Things you buy now won&#039;t &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; wear out.08. You can eat supper &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; at 5 PM.09. You can live without sex &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; but not your glasses.10. You get into &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; heated arguments about pension plans.11. You no longer think of speed &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; room.13. You sing along with &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; elevator music.14. Your eyes &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; won&#039;t get much worse.15. Your investment in health insurance is &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; finally beginning to pay off.16. Your joints are &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; more accurate meteorologists than the national weather &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; service. 17. Your secrets are safe with &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; your friends because they can&#039;t remember them &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; either.18. Your supply of &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; brain cells is finally down to manageable &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; size.19. You can&#039;t remember who sent &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you this list.20. And you notice these are &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; all in Big Print for your convenience.Forward this to everyone you can remember &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; right now!Never, under any &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; circumstances,take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; night !</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1076462, member: 1246"] [B][SIZE=6][COLOR=#3f8080]Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B]01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.[/B] [B]02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.[/B] [B]03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.[/B] [B]04. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"[/B] [B]05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.[/B] [B]06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.[/B] [B]07. Things you buy now won't wear out.[/B] [B]08. You can eat supper at 5 PM.[/B] [B]09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.[/B] [B]10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.[/B] [B]11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.[/B] [COLOR=#330033] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#330033] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=red]12.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] You[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue] 13.[/COLOR][/B][B] You sing along with elevator music.[/B][B][COLOR=red] 14.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] Your eyes won't get much worse.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue] 15[/COLOR][/B][B]. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.[/B][B][COLOR=red] 16.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] Your[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#330033] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue] 17.[/COLOR][/B][B] Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.[/B][B][COLOR=red] 18.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] Your[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue] 19.[/COLOR][/B][B] You can't remember who sent you this list.[/B][B][COLOR=navy] 20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.[/COLOR][/B][B] Forward this to everyone you can remember right now![/B][B] [/B][B][I][COLOR=red] Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night ![/COLOR][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]

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