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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1081003" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">LITTLE KNOWN ILLNESSES:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">ASPECT: What you get when you bend over in a chicken coop.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">BAGGRAVATION, n. A feeling of annoyance and anger one endures at the airport when his/her bags have not arrived at the baggage carousel but everyone else's bags have.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">BLAMPS: This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">CAMPAIGN: Back ache from sleeping too long in a tent.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">DEPOTPHOBIA: Fear associated with entering a Home Depot because of how much money one might spend.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">HIPATITIS: Terminal coolness.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">KINSTIRPATION: (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">AND.......... DOCTORS Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1081003, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]LITTLE KNOWN ILLNESSES: AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles. ASPECT: What you get when you bend over in a chicken coop. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. BAGGRAVATION, n. A feeling of annoyance and anger one endures at the airport when his/her bags have not arrived at the baggage carousel but everyone else's bags have. BLAMPS: This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps. CAMPAIGN: Back ache from sleeping too long in a tent. DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before. DEPOTPHOBIA: Fear associated with entering a Home Depot because of how much money one might spend. HIPATITIS: Terminal coolness. HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change. HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool. HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50. KINSTIRPATION: (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit. OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk. OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease. SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will. VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit. AND.......... DOCTORS Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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